A Song a Regular American Can Love

Conservatives, Right-Wingers, Libertarians and regular Americans will love the lyrics to this song released about 2 years ago by Brazil’s CSS, titled “Art Bitch.” It completely skewers the elitist art scene. I have bolded the most interesting parts so liberals can sorta get the gist of it without having to be forced to read the lyrics of an entire song by an oppressive American blogger.

Art Bitch

My art is called egocentric-soft-porno
Or maybe it’s just narcissism…
My one and only subject
Goes from something like anything but
Me-ism

Wouldn’t it be easier for Beardsley?
He could drop the paintings,
And photograph his penis.
Or take pixxx of the chicks…
Yeah, you know what I mean…
Wouldn’t it be better for Escher?
He could drop the math
And make it happen on his mattress
2 girls and a cam!
3 girls and a cam!
You put a dog there and you got polaroid scat

I ain’t no artist
I am an artbitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no portfolio
and I only show
Where there’s free alcohol

I am so hardcore
I sell my crap and people ask for more…
Call me revolutionaire
I poo on a plate and get it published on Visionaire
What I do, is called art-shit
And don’t you dare make fun of me
Cuz everything I do was featured on the pages of I-D!

I ain’t no artist
I am an art-bitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no portfolio
and I only show
Where there’s free alcohol

I ain’t no artist
I am an artbitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no portfolio
and I only show
Where there’s free alcohol

Lick lick lick my art-tit
Suck suck suck my art-hole

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