Open letter from ACORN

Greetings, generic stupid idiot (most likely a poor little
disenfranchised Democrat), will you please make the switch to digital
tv already so we don't have to keep hearing those freaking commercials
anymore warning you about how your tv won't work anymore if you don't
get off the couch and use your guv'ment coupon to get your set fixed.
Could you please finish off your morning bottle of night train and do
this? Maybe you could make this your goal for the year. No pressure
though. It's not like anyone else expects anything from you. Just
remember to vote Democrat in November… There's a vile of crack in it
for you.Love, hope, change, audacity & kisses,
ACORN

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