Chris Christie Allows New Jerseyans to Hold Their Heads High

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MTV’s hit show “Jersey Shore,” featuring Mike Sorrentino, the guido extraordinaire nicknamed for his impressive abs (they’re a “Situation,” apparently).

Recently, though, I’ve been holding my head high, thanks to Jersey’s new governor, Republican Chris Christie, a man who hasn’t seen his abs since the “Born to Run” tour — if ever. In the 2009 race, our last governor, Jon Corzine, ridiculed Christie’s weight, then left him with the gruesome political challenge of closing an $11 billion deficit, the largest gap per taxpayer in the United States.

Washington Examiner

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