A List of Racist Southern Foods That Should be Banned Immediately

It’s time.

Our country needs to have a national conversation about banning these random foods that the Democrat Party has decided are offensive. Preferably, a national conversation in which only one side is allowed to speak. We need to keep the focus on something that happened 150 years ago so we can comfortably ignore what is going on in the world today. America can do that by wiping out these tasty symbols of Southern White privilege. And we should do this now. Like I wrote one paragraph ago, it’s time.

English: Chicken fried steak covered with grav...
Xenophobia on Display: Chicken fried steak covered with gravy, corn (maize), a bread roll, and bottle of soda pop as served by Pops at 660 West Highway 66 in Arcadia, Oklahoma, USA. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Racist Breads

Biscuits
Cornbread (Eating cornbread is considered a micro-aggression)
Corn Pone
Hushpuppies
Corn Meal Mush
Racist Meat
Alligator
Barbecue
Boucherie
Boudin
Catfish
Country-fried steak, with baked beans and mash...
Country-fried steak, with baked beans and mashed potatoes with white gravy. That’s right, white gravy. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Chicken Gizzards
Crawfish
Ham Hocks
Jambalaya
Opossum
Pork Ribs
A pan of beef brisket, just out of the oven.
A pan of beef brisket, just out of the oven. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Racist Vegetables
Black-Eyed Peas (Accepted scholars agree, why not “Blue-Eyed Peas?”)
Butter Beans
Collard Greens
Kale
Mustard Greens
Okra (Thinly veiled attack on Oprah Winfrey, who some people consider African-American)
Pokeweed
Purloo
Turnip Greens
Racist Soups
Burgoo
Gumbo
Etouffee
Peanut Soup
Pilau
She-Crab Soup (Liberal professors believe this is also a jab at Dixie lesbians. Double the reason this soup should be poured down the drain).
Turtle Soup
Racist Pastries
Apple Brown Betty
Butter Pecan Cake
Butter Pecan Cookies
Buttermilk Pie
Hummingbird Cake
English: Digital photo taken by Marc Averette....
An authentic slice of key lime pie. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Matlock (The FDA declared this a food in 2009. If you disagree with this, you are at the very least racistish)
Mississippi Mud Pie
Moon Pie
Peach Cobbler
Peanut Brittle (Due to the racist nature of peanuts)
Pecan Pie
Pralines
English: Photograph of a slice of a 4-layer re...
Photograph of a slice of a 4-layer red velvet cake with cream cheese icing on a styrofoam plate. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Strawberry Shortcake
Sweet Potato Pie
Racist Puddings
Bread Pudding
Corn Pudding
Racist Condiments
Apple Butter
Barbecue Sauce (Barbecue and Barbecue Sauce are the hammer and anvil of southern racism)
Cane Syrup
Cayenne Pepper
Cornbread Dressing
Goober Peas
Molasses
Racist Alcoholic Beverages
Bourbon
George Dickel
Jack Daniel’s
Mint Julep
Muscadine
Southern Comfort
English: I took photo in Lamesa, TX, with Cano...
So racist. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Racist Non-Alcoholic Beverages
Buttermilk
Coca-Cola
Dr. Pepper (Originated in Texas, and the science is settled that Texas is racist)
Florida Orange Juice
Grapette
Sugarcane Juice
Sweet Tea

Hopefully, this list has proven the point that the racist South has added nothing to our culture.

If you don’t agree with that, you are probably racist.

Southern Food & Beverage Museum, New Orleans
Shameless: Southern Food & Beverage Museum, New Orleans (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

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