Our country needs to have a national conversation about banning these random foods that the Democrat Party has decided are offensive. Preferably, a national conversation in which only one side is allowed to speak. We need to keep the focus on something that happened 150 years ago so we can comfortably ignore what is going on in the world today. America can do that by wiping out these tasty symbols of Southern White privilege. And we should do this now. Like I wrote one paragraph ago, it’s time.
|Xenophobia on Display: Chicken fried steak covered with gravy, corn (maize), a bread roll, and bottle of soda pop as served by Pops at 660 West Highway 66 in Arcadia, Oklahoma, USA. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)|
Cornbread (Eating cornbread is considered a micro-aggression)
Corn Meal Mush
|Country-fried steak, with baked beans and mashed potatoes with white gravy. That’s right, white gravy. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)|
|A pan of beef brisket, just out of the oven. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)|
Black-Eyed Peas (Accepted scholars agree, why not “Blue-Eyed Peas?”)
Okra (Thinly veiled attack on Oprah Winfrey, who some people consider African-American)
She-Crab Soup (Liberal professors believe this is also a jab at Dixie lesbians. Double the reason this soup should be poured down the drain).
Apple Brown Betty
Butter Pecan Cake
Butter Pecan Cookies
|An authentic slice of key lime pie. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)|
Matlock (The FDA declared this a food in 2009. If you disagree with this, you are at the very least racistish)
Mississippi Mud Pie
Peanut Brittle (Due to the racist nature of peanuts)
|Photograph of a slice of a 4-layer red velvet cake with cream cheese icing on a styrofoam plate. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)|
Sweet Potato Pie
Barbecue Sauce (Barbecue and Barbecue Sauce are the hammer and anvil of southern racism)
Racist Alcoholic Beverages
|So racist. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)|
Racist Non-Alcoholic Beverages
Dr. Pepper (Originated in Texas, and the science is settled that Texas is racist)
Florida Orange Juice
Hopefully, this list has proven the point that the racist South has added nothing to our culture.
If you don’t agree with that, you are probably racist.
|Shameless: Southern Food & Beverage Museum, New Orleans (Photo credit: Wikipedia)|